One man coming in bar.
man: “one vodka price”
bar man: “rs. 5/- sir”
man: “what only rs. 5/-? can i also have one plate kebabs please?”
bar man: “rs. 7/- sir”
man: “wow that’s really cheap, can i meet the owner?”
bar man: “no sir, he’s busy with my girlfriend”
man: “what’s he doing with your girlfriend?”
bar man: “the same thing that i’m doing to his business here“