King’s servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won.
the local paper read:
‘servant’s åss won’.
the king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
he gave the donkey to the queen.
the local paper then read:
“queen has the best åss in town”.
the king fainted. queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
next day paper read:
“queen sells her åss for 10″.
this was too much, king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey
and leave it to the jungle.
the next headlines:
“queen announces her åss is wild & free”
the king died next day!