Ek bahut hi khubsoorat ladki doctor ke paas gayi aur boli
ladki: “doctor sahab mere ko ajeeb si beemari hai”
doctor: “kya?”
ladki: “main jab bhi cigrette peeti hoon to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai,
main pehla kash leti hoon to apne shoes utar deti hoon,
doosre kash mein jurabe,
teesre kash mein shirt utar deti hoon aur …”
doctor beech mein usko tokte hue bola:
“mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha,
ek kaam karo ye lo gold flak aur aaram se pee kar batao.“