A man got a call from unknown number..
girl: hi, r u single?
man: yes, but who r u?
ans: your wife..
aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.
another call from unknown number..
girl: r u married?
man: yes, but who r u?
girl: your girlfriend, u cheat..
man: sorry baby, i thought it was my wife..
ans: wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.