A girl asked pappu:-
girl- wo kya chiz hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai, aur mere paas 2 hai?
pappu- legg (pair)
.
girl- wo kya chiz tumhare pait ke andar hai, aur mere salwar ke andar nahi hai?
pappu- rupaaye
.
girl- wo kya hai jo aadmi din me lene ke bajay raat me bed par lete hai?
pappu- neend
.
girl- wo kya hai jise ladkiya pahli baar karwate wakt pain ki vajah se roti hai?
pappu- kaan me chhed.
.
moral:- aap bhi apni niyat pappu ki tarah saaf rakhe...