A girl uploads a picture with her dog: 'meet my dog, romeo'.
boy 1: awww... romeo is too cute!
boy 2: bahut pyaala dogi hai!
boy 3: haaye, kaash hum kutte hote!
a boy uploads a pic with his dog: 'meet my dog, mojo'.
boy 1: bhai in mein se kutta kaun hai?
boy 2: aakhir mein tera baap mil hi geya.
boy 3: khud ke khaane ka thikana nahi, chala kutta paalne!