Do ladkiyaan train mein safar kar rahi thi,
ek ladki ne time pass ke liye dusri se puchha
ladki: tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
dusri: mujhe crorepati chahiye
pahli: crorepati na mile to?
dusri: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge
pahli: 50 lakh ke na mile to?
dusri: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge
uppar birth pe lete hue santa ne ye suna aur bola.
santa: jab ye 1000 rupaye pe aaye to mujhe bata dena