Ek aadmi ne ek ghar ki bell bajayi to ek bachha bahar aaya, aadmi ne puchha
aadmi: “beta papa ghar pe hain?”
bachcha: “uncle, papa to bazar gaye hain”
aadmi: “chalo bade bhai ko bula do”
bachcha: “ji wo cricket khelne gaya hai”
aadmi: “beta mummy to hongi ghar pe?”
bachcha: “ji wo kitty party mein gayi hai”
aadmi ka ab dimag kharab ho chuka tha gusse mein aakar bola
aadmi: “to beta tum ghar pe kyun baithe hue ho tum bhi kahin chale jao”
bachcha: “ji main bhi to apne dost ke ghar aaya hua hoon“