Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2 SHARE FacebookTwitter Boy1: meet my wife tina boy2. oh! i know her boy1: how? boy2: we were caught sleeping together boy1: what the hell? boy2. during lecture in maths class caught sleeping together funny sms quote cute sms zoneMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke