A lady was sitting alongside a grave. a passerby asked her, "don't you have any fear?" lady: why? what's to fear off? it was pretty hot inside. so i came out. happy sizzling summers!
Dear sun god, please go to settings > display > brightness and lower the brightness. please! it really works... at least, for me!
Dear weather, i am not really worried about wearing sweater or t-shirt, my concern is whether to buy rum or beer. so please clear this confusion by sticking either to cold or hot!
Dear winter, i'm breaking up with you. i think it's time i start seeing other seasons; and summer is certainlyhotter than you!
Once there was ... what are you looking for? there's so much fog that even messages are invisible. happy winters!
Twice on the lips; twice on the cheeks; twice on the forehead; and twice on the eye lids; . .. ... na na na - not kiss but cold cream... apply it everyday to keep your skin soft, smooth and moist as the winter has set in. happy winters!
Want to learn how to dance... in no time? go to wash room at 6:30 am and take a cold shower. you'll surely dance like shakira! happy winters!