Dear boss… retirement is life’s way of telling you that you’ve spent too much time giving orders and getting others to do things for you. now it’s time to do something on your own.
You may be given retirement because you are growing old. but it is a pity the company doesn’t realize that it is letting go of an asset more precious than gold. happy retirement boss.
Retirement signals the time when you’ve had your fair share of time spent with annoying colleagues. now it’s time to move over to annoying family members. good luck.
Throughout your career you have been someone’s boss. retirement is your chance to be your own. congratulations.
The first week of retirement will feel like the first taste of freedom. the second week of retirement will feel like a vacation. the third week of retirement will feel like the beginning of lifelong captivity at home. happy retirement boss.
In terms of profit and loss, your retirement is a loss for your colleagues and a profit for your family.
Dear boss… please remember that no matter how much everyone wishes you well for your retirement, deep down inside they’re just happy that you’re leaving.
All these years you may have been the boss, but now all that goes out for a toss. retirement marks the end of your reigning thunder, because without your job title you’re no more than a mere commoner. happy retirement.
Retirement is life’s greatest tease. you have more free time than a thirteen year old but your energy levels are worse than a fifty year old.
Retirement marks the time when your dress code officially changes from shirts and suits to flannels and jammies. enjoy!