One liners Messages

What's the kindest thing you can say about egotists?
At least they don't talk about other people!

I've been dating a homeless woman recently, and it's getting serious. She's asked me to move out with her!

Men are like coolers - load them with beer and you can take them anywhere!

There is no problem that can't be solved by a good miracle.

If you watch an Apple store getting robbed, are you an iWitness?

I found an old shoebox full of photos. Mostly me with my ex. More than anything else it made me miss those shoes.

How can you tell when your computer's starting to get old? It loses its memory.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any!

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
only a fraction of people will find this funny!

Do not trust atoms.
they make up everything!

How did the date between oxygen and potassium go?
it went ok!

What do you call a fat psychic?
a four-chin teller!