One liners Messages

Man 1: Shall we have a friendly game of cards?
Man 2: No, let's play bridge!

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist plot!

How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs!

How does a funeral director sign his correspondence? Yours eventually...

Did your hear about the cemetery that raised its burial cost? It blamed the cost of living!

Master, is it proper for a monk to use email?
Sure as long as there are no 'attachments'!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives!

I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in!

I bet you Rs 43,284, you can't guess how much I owe my bookie!

I was playing poker with Tarot Cards. I got a full house, and four people died.

Disability jokes are not funny. I've got a friend in a wheelchair who just can't stand it!

My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world, and that's not just my opinion- It's hers.