What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? Gummy Bear!
Why don't teddy bears ever order dessert? Because they're always stuffed.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car? A red carnation!
Why couldn't the teacher get the class to focus? He couldn't control his pupils!
Can a match box? No, but a tin can!
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time!
Why did the man run around his bed? To catch up on his sleep!
What comes after Billions? The IRS
Why was the broom late? It over swept!
What do they say at a dog wedding? "You may sniff the bride!"