When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.
Many arguments have two sides, but no end.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Why don't pigs turn into men when they get drunk?
If two people invest in a boat, is it a partner-ship?
I don't eat snails... I prefer FAST food!
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
If my nose were 12 inches long, would it be a foot?
Drugs may lead you nowhere, but they provide a scenic route!
If a person is cross-eyed as well as dyslexic, can he see perfectly?
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.