A telephone pole never hits an automobile except in self-defense.
Familiarity breeds children.
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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables us to recognize a mistake when we make it again.
If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Did you hear about the man who bought a plate with four corners so he could enjoy a square meal?
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
If moths like light so much, why don't they just come out during the day?