Candle-makers only work on wickends.
Procrastination is a for-later word.
Why it's "raining cats and dogs? It should rather be reindeer!
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me!
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
I used to have a fear of hurdles... but I eventually got over it.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
If you smuggle cars into the country, are you trafficking?
Is the Isle of Dogs the Isle of Man's best friend?
A closed mouth gathers no foot!
Glass house jokes are always transparent.
I took an IQ test and the result was negative.