I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..
Do u practice being this ugly?
I like you. people say i've no taste, but i like you.
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head.
If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey
Why are you so stupid today? anyway, i think that's very typical of you.
Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
If you liked my profile, raise up ur hands. if not, raise your standard.
Brains aren't everything. in fact, in your case they're nothing..
90% of the time i say 'brb' it just means i don't want to talk to you anymore.
Oh you are dating my ex? cool, im eating a sandwich ... want those leftovers too?