Sabko school mein pata tha ki sardaron se panga nahin lene ka... par agar koi school hi na gaya ho, toh use kaun samjhaye!
Garmi toh jaise -taise kat gayi lekin... yeh sabun, paani and sanitizer wala game sardi mein bahut mushkil hone wala hai!
Other countries: my son is in a relationship. in india: hamara ladka kisi chudail ke chakkar mein phans gaya hai!
Santa: mera order abhi tak kyon nahi aaya, ullu ke patthe? customer care: please sir, pehle aap namarta se baat kijiye. santa: ok! karwao!
I see you - ankhon se i feel you - sanson se i remember you - chahat se i love you - jaan se i miss you - dil se!
A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie. zindagi dono ki barabar se barbaad honi chahiye pakki dosti ke liye!
Saw this advertisement in the newspaper: naye dost ki zaroorat hai, purane wale biwiyon ke ghulam ho gaye!