Hinglish Messages

How most of the world measure distances - "1 kilometer".
how americans measure distance - "0.62 miles"
how indians measure distance- "bas pahunchne wale hain"!

Pehle main thak kar so jata tha...
ab main so kar thak jata hun!

Kaash ghar ka kaam bhi ishq ki tarah hota;
karna na padta, bas ho jata!

Last night, i had an extra spicy garlic chutney.
this morning i learned my lehsun!

Facebook open karte hi likha hota hai, "what's on your mind"
ab ise kaise samjhaun ki jo dimag mein hai agar sab likh diya to zamanat kaun karwayega?

Aaj ka gyan:
apne best friend ko gyan utna hi do jitna tumhari gaali khane ki capacity ho!

Black lives matter...
lekin bahu toh gori hi chahiye humein!

Lockdown se pehle mere gharwalon ko lagta tha ki main single hun...
ab confirm ho geya hai!

Pehle log jhooth bolte the, media sach dhoond kar laati thi;
ab media jhooth bolti hai aur log sach dhoond kar laate hain!

Dil se bharosa toh usi din uth gaya tha,
jis din science ki book mein dil ki asli tasveer dekhi thi!

Relatives: beta, kya karte ho?
mom: woh athlete hai, apne career ke saath khelta hai!

Girlfriend: main tumhein saari takleefo se door rakhna chahti hun!
pappu: kyon kahan ja rahi ho tum?