Flirting Messages

Is your dad an astronomer? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I know you think I'm cute;
I know you think I'm fine;
But like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation!

If you want me in your life, put me there. I shouldn't be fighting for a spot.

I see myself as a crayon, I may not be your favorite color:
But I know someday, you will need me to complete your picture!

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be a McHottie.

This winter, let me be your summer.

Forever is a long time, but I wouldn't mind spending it by your side.

I wish you knew how much I like you. How much I love talking to you and how much I wish you were mine.

You know, you look like a potato. And I love potatoes.

I heard you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

I'm tired of pretending that you don't mean anything to me.