Alcohol Messages

When it comes to bonding 'Fevicol' loses by a big margin to...
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'Alcohol'!

It's funny when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun.
You don't even need running shoes to run, but it helps!

I know I should give up drinking...
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But I am not a quitter!

Thought of the day:
An empty glass gives you an opportunity to have another 'Drink'!

When people tell me - "You're going to regret that in the morning."
I sleep in till noon, because I'm a problem solver!

It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers are so damn easy!

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense!

Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes!

The good thing about Scotland is that when someone says "Aaj Desi Piyunga", - they still mean Scotch!

Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers!

People who drink to escape their problems are...
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'Booze-dils'!

Alcoholism:
The problem that helps you forget all your other problems!