Whenever someone asks you for a relationship advice, just point them in the direction of the nearest liquor store!
There are two types of people in this world: People you want to drink with; And people who make you want to drink!
A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure... . . . . . . . . . 60 ml, to be precise!
At some point in life, we need to ask ourselves some fundamental questions like... Who am I? Where am I going? And when I reach there, will the bar be open?
Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day. The most important meal is the one you have to eat to avoid getting too drunk too early!
Sometimes part of me says, I can't keep drinking like this. While another says, Don't listen to him, he's too drunk!
You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer. Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?