Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine, apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee!
After implementing OROP (One Rank One Pension), the govt. must implement OBOR (One Bottle, One Rate). Why special price to armed forces and higher rate for others?
Dear Modi Ji, Please don't follow the Gujarat model and declare the whole country 'Dry'. The boozers of India can't afford to travel frequently to foreign countries for drinking! Spiritually Yours!
Dear Colgate, First you added salt and now lemon. Let me know once you add Tequila so that I can finally start buying it. Sincerely!