Santa:mujhe tou aankhey band karney par bhi dikhayi deta hai. banta:achchaa, kya dikhta hai? santa:andhera.
Santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki. judge :ek baar firse sochle, aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!
Santa: they were married for 25 years and still in love. banta: how? santa: he with his secretary and she with her doctor!
Santa helmet pehen k bahar nikla to police ne kaha-nikaal 50rs.. santa-abe maine helmet pehni to he_ police-abe, par scooter kaha he ?
Santa to his wife santa: hello! i'm in the hospital. i got my leg injured at work and preeti brought me here. doctors say i might lose my leg. jeeto: who's preeti?
Santa g dukandar se. 1 asli 7up do. 7up peeney k baad, santa g ne 6 dakar mare aur 1 paad mara. dukandar se bola, yeh naqli hy, 7up nahe, 6up, 1 down hay :p
Santa bank me paise jama karne gaya cashier: tumhare note nakli hai santa: tujhe kya fark padta hai ? jama to mere account me ho raha hai na.
Santa hospital k bahar zor-zor se ro rha tha. ! ! kisi ne pucha-q ro rha h? santa-15 saal baad beta paida hua woh bhi “chhota sa”.
Santa 2 banta santa:kya tum line par ho. banta:kya baat kar rahe ho itne choti si line par main kaise jaa sakta hu.
Kadak joke santa : aaj tv pe sunny leone uske 38 inchs ke boobs dikhane wali hai banta (udaas): par mai nahi dekh paunga santa – kyu ? banta – mera tv sirf 21 inch ka hai
Santa-yar shadi k jode kon banata hai? banta-aasman me bhagwan banate hai. santa-o teri, yaar galti ho gayi banta-kya? santa-mai to darji ko de aya.
Santa ko 500 ka note pada mila. us par likha tha- ‘i luv u. santa ne apni jeb se ek 500 ka note nikala or us par- i luv u too’ likh kr wahin rkh diya..: