Santa- mere 3 bete engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht daku ban gaya. banta- to usko ghar se nikal do. santa- yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai…
Santa watching star tv break me advertise aya ‘aap dekh rahe he’ star tv santa bola: in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me star tv dekh rha hu
Wats d diff. b/w bus & cycle? santa:bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata par cycle ka stand cycle ke sath jata hai.
Banta-kya hua,ye mitti kyun khod raha hai? santa-dadaji ne bola mene unka nam mitti me mila diya, wohi dhund raha hun
Policeman: why are you driving on the sidewalk… ? santa: it’s too dangerous to drive on street alot of accidents are happening now a dayz
Santa: i’ve been sending e-mails to william shakespare… banta: william shakespare is dead, stupid… santa: no wonder he hasn’t replied as well
What is d difference between land line & mobile? killer answer by santa: land line ka number hum ungli se dial karte hai n mobile ka anguthe se.
Santa : soch raha hu ki usa ghum aaun, kitna paisa lagega? banta : kuch b nahi santa : kaise? banta : sochne k liye paise nahi lagte
Santa- v need a bridge in our village. minister- how,there is no river in ur village? santa- oh den,we need a river too!
Santa singh: will this bus take me to jalandhar? driver: which part? santa singh: all of me, of course!
Interviewer- where does d sun go in the night santa- it doesn’t go anywer. intrvr- superb pls continue. santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!
Santa: should i buy tickets for my children.? conductor: yes! only if they are above 8. santa: thank god i have only 6 children..!!