How did santa tried to kill a bird?? he took it to the top of a building and dropped it from thereto die.
Santa: ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dostaa rahe hain. jeeto: kyon! aapke dost chura lenge? santa: nahin, pehchan lengey.
Wife: o ji mere mobile me kisine *i love u* ka msg bheja hai. santa: aise msg receive nahi karna chahiye, wapas bhejde usse..... surendra bhopal
Santa ne bled se girlfriend ka naam apne haat par likkha &5 min baad jor jor se rone laga, banta:kyun rorahe ho? santa:abey,spelling galat ho gaya.
'teacher: tumhare papa kya kaam karte hai? santa: "kfc" kmaalik he. teacher: nice, kfc ka kya matlab hai? santa: "kaka fruit chaat"..g
Santa sarab pikar scooter se 1 arthi se takra gya. dead body gir gyi log santa ko pitne lge. santa-jo gir gya vo to kuch bol nhi rha tum khi ke don ho kya
Santa- yar teri wife di mot da bda afsos hoya waise hoya kisi? banta- goli lagi si mathe vich. santa-oooh waheguruji da sukrhai ki aankh bach gai.
Banta to santa--yaar,sir ka msg aya hai aaj extra class hogikya karu... santa-"message sending fail"likh ke bhej de....ha ha aha bubun roy
Grl-will u marry me? santa-no,hmare me shadi relatives me hihoti he, maa ne papa se ki, didi ne jijaji se or me b apni bv sehi kruga.
Santa bus stand jane ke kitne paise? rikshwala 10rs santa: 2rs mein chalega. rikshwala 2rs kaun le k jayega? santa baith piche mai le jata hu
Man - shirt ke liye koi badiya kapda dikhao. shopkeeper - plain main dikha doo. man - abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?