One day santas girlfriend asks him, darling, on our engagementwill you give me a ring? santa:ya sure, give me ur telephone no
Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions teacher-if 1000 kgs= ton. then for 3000 kgs =how much? santa- ton!ton!ton!
A lady asked santa: lipton di chah hai? santa replied: mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
Santa to banta. yaar tumhare biwi shehar(city) ke haiya pind(village) ki.. banta. pind ki. santa.ooh acha . main samja shayad tumhari hai :-d
A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kaam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar kepurse le aa
Santa: bhaisahab time kya hua? man: sham ke 6 baje hain! santa: sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time batarahe hain.
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. a man asked "why are you standing at the door?" santa: "idiot, i am giving entrance test."
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? because he was afraid that someone might watch him from thekey hole.
Santa: "kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" banta: "b.a." santa: "saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. banta: oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. santa: idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. santa: gir gaya tha or lag gayi. masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? santa: takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi