Santa n banta were watching a cricket match. when dhoni hitsa boundary banta kya goal mara santa:raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, goal is mai nahi cricketmai hota hai
Teacher to santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya. santa: he done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
Santa went out to buy an indian flag. the shop owner gave him the flag. guess what did he ask next... ismen aur colour dikhayiye.;)
Santa (reading from book of facts): "do you know that every time i breath a man dies?" banta: "why don't you use a mouth wash?
Santa sing ka 20 saal baad bacha hua. wo udas ho gaya. banta : yaar udas kyon ho? santa : 20 saal baad bacha hua wo bhi itna sa.
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: uparkyon aaya? banta: apple khane. bandar: yeh to aam ka ped hai. banta: pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Banta: marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? santa: birla cement. banta: kyun? santa: kyunki is cement mai jaan hai
Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai. santa- 2kms. gore ne samunder mai jump laga k pucha-kis taraf. santa-neeche.......
A chini was in hospital santa went to meet him chini said "ching chong,mou.chu cha" &died santa went china 2know the meaning, that was kutte oxygen k pipese pair utha