Santa: tere result da ki banya? pappu: miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga? santa: saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
Santa: do you know english? banta: yes santa: ok! then tell mewhat is the opposite of naag panchami? banta: so simple naag donot punch me.
Frog: tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. santa: hai. frog: nahin hai. santa: hai. frog: nahin hai & jumps into the well. santa: isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Santa saw a beautiful girl... he went and smooched her. girl - what are you doing? santa: law, 4th semester from punjab university.
Banta: j tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, jtu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tanoh murgi v teri. santa: koi hint
Banta:how did u got a new car? santa:a girl drove me to abeach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & itook car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
American: in our country , marriage even takes place withemail. santa: in india, it is only with a female
Santa proposed a girl...... girl said i am 1year elderto you........... santa said oye no problem soniye,i'll marry younext year.
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope santa singh was observing him suddenly a star falls seeing that santa singh shouted "kya nishana lagaya hai!"
Banta ek sadhu se bola: baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan kartihai, koi upay batao. sadhu: beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyunbanta?
Santa to jeeto: kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisaswaad hai. jeeto, maatha peette huye: hey bhagwan! na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua hai.