Santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya banta=fir kya kiya? santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to downloadkar lena.
Banta cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kar pe raha tha. santa : tu pipe laga kar cig q pe raha hai banta : doctor ne kaha, cig-bidi se dur rehna.
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya. santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki usse yaad aaya ki bijlito 2 din se band hai....
Santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyon? santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hogasaali chaku leke piche padd gayi hai
Santa kaafi time baad pind gaya, pind di jameen to mitti fad kte sung k bolea:pind di mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa banta:kanjra dhyan nal vekh eh suki hui shit aa
Santa: why has the govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriageage 21yrs? banta: govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwiko nahi.
Shopkeeper: this sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. santa: you see i am not interested in the morals of the sheep.just tell me, will it keep me warm?
Santa's girlfriend: meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. santa, after a deep thought: kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi tomai tujhse hi karunga!
Angry santa to his son: have you ever seen an owl? pappu: (looking down) no... santa: don't look down. look at me.
Santa aur jeeto mai larai ho gayi, santa ghar se chala gaya santa raat ko phone pe: khane mai kya hai? jeeto: zehar husb: mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana
Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum. jeeto: ek dum. santa: to apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Three friends after exam lucky: yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha mai paper khali choraya hoon banta: main bhi santa: shit yar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai