Q: what do you call an under cover spider? a: a spy-der
Q : why are spiders like tops? a : they are always spinning!
Q : why can you never trust spiders? a : because they post stuff on the web.
Q : what do geeky spiders like to do? a : make websites.
Q : what do you call spider-man joining the marvel universe? a : a spin-off.
Q : what did the spider say when he broke his new web? a : darn it!
Q : why can't spiders become pilots? a : because they only know how to tailspin.
Q : why are spiders bad at driving? a : cause they always spin out.
Q : what does a spider do inside your ear? a : it makes your head spin.
Q : what part of a computer does a spider use? a : the webcam.
Q : what do you call a big irish spider? a : paddy long legs!
Q : what is red and dangerous? a : strawberry and tarantula jelly!