If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak english or promise people jobs. don't just waste alcohol!
After using whatsapp, facebook, bbm, hike, line, wechat, twitter etc... i've realized 'daaru' is still the best way to connect with friends!
Urgent message: please pass this to all your friends. a person is very serious and needs 3 bottles of . . . . . . . . beer (chilled) with fried fish and chips! it's really hot!
A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist. santa drank it and answered, "neither. i'm a problem solver!"
Corn makes whisky. wheat makes beer. grapes make wine. potatoes make vodka. can't get drunk without farmers!
I'll never get drunk at home again. last night, i got drunk and gave my phone to my wife and told her `save your number & i'll call you tomorrow`!