Master: tumne homework nahi kiya, bolo kya saza du? boy: woh last seat ki ladki ne bhi nahi kiya, hum dono ko , bathroom me band kar do.
Pappu lkg mein padhta tha, ek baar lagataar chaar din se school late aane par madam ne kaha. madam: “pappu, tum itne late school kyun aate ho?” pappu: “mam, aap na meri itni chinta mat kara kare, bachhe galat samajhte hai“
Music teacher: do u know "teen tal"? student: no teacher: adi tal student: no teacher: which tal u know?? student: "hartal" teacher shock..student rock!!!
Teacher: 5 - 5 = how much? student is quiet….. teacher tries again: agar tere paas 5 idli hai aur main tere 5 idli le lu, tere paas kya bachega? student: sambar aur chutney.... another gem from iin...
There are three types of students: - akele padhne wale. - group mei padhne wale. - na khud padhne na dusro ko padhne dene wale.
School me ek pathan ka bacha, chaku liye ghum raha tha. sir ne pucha, chaku liye kyo ghum rahe ho..? bachha: garib hu sir, revolver kaha se laun..?
A good teacher is who tells to study hard, but a best teacher is who stands outside the examination hall and shouts. “oye, checking wale aa gaye apni-apni parchiyaan chhupa lo“
Teacher class mein apne baby ko dudh pilate hue boli ole ale… mela beta duddu pi ke doctor banega. student- madam thoda hame bhi pila do, medical store hi khol lenge.
Paper ki roti notes ka aachar books ki chatni questions ki bahar teacher ki dushmani dosto ka pyar mubarak ho aapko aanewala exam ka tyohar.
A genius is a person who can do wth $1 what a fool does wth $100. just as we complete our syllabus in 3 daysandour teachrs try in 6 months.
Yahoooooo.......!. exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi.... pen pencil scale eraser sab taiyar hai ab bus..padhna baki hai
Teacher : agar koi chota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga ? student : tadang jaisa awaaj aayega teacher (gusse se) : kyun ?? student : sunny medam ne kaha hai. "yeh duniya ...yeh duniya pital di.