English ke teacher ne student se pucha, bacho mein station nahi pahuch saka, kyunki meri taxi kharab ho gayi thi iski english bnao. student: sir riksha pakad lete. iski english ku banwa rahe ho.
Teacher (in class):- sabse jada ande kon deta hai ? student:- mem math's wale sir . teacher:- kya ? student:- unhone mere kopi par suru se lekar last tak anda hi diya hai.....!!!
Pappu dabang dekh kar aya. school mein sir : pappu tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan den ? pappu : kamal karte hain master ji. marks hi to mang rahe hain, chup chap de do warna thapar mar k bhi lay skte hain. sir : badtamiz pappu : badtamiz se yaad aya, aap k papa kaise hain ? sir : nikal ja meri class se, pappu : chup chap se marks de do warna ans sheet me itne ched karenge k confuse ho jaoge k marks kahan den or zero kahan dain..! pappu rock... teacher shock..
1st benchers: rey librery ki veldham padha 2nd ben: mi inti veldham padha ra 3rd ben: movieki veldham padha ra last benchers: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . rey mava bore koduthundhi clgki veldham padha ra.... last benchers always rockzzz
Teacher: homework kar liya.? "ha sab kar liya". teacher: sab? sab mein kya kya aata hai..? "sab mei toh waise bahot kuch aata hai lekin main tarak mehta jyada dekhta hu"
Words written above a classroom clock this clock will never be stolen, because too many students are watching it..!
Class mein teacher ne bachho se puchha: “bachho hume kya kya cheeze muh mein nahi leni chahiye?” johnny: “rubber, pencil, paper, angutha and jalta hua bulb” teacher ne hairan hokar pucha ki: “bulb kyu???” johnny: “bcoz pados wali aunty hamesha raat ko uncle se kahti hai ki bulb jal raha hai, main muh mein nahi loongi“
Sir – kaunsa panchi sabse tez udta hai. . . .? . . . pappu – hathi. . . . sir – nalayak,tera baap kya karta hai..? . . . papu – chota rajan ke gang me shooter hai.. . . . . . . sir – shabashhhh…. “hathi” sahi jawab hai.
Class mein sir ne ek ladki se puchha sir: “define energy?” girl: “sir, mujhe poora nahi aata sirf last ka thoda aata hai” sir: “okay, jitna aata hai utna hi bolo” girl: “and this is called energy“
Kg: “kisi se dosti nahi thi aur ladka ladki sab hath pakad kar chalte the” 12th: “dosti bhi hai aur pyar bhi, par hath pakadne se darte hai” kg: “pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale, sab roz le jate the” 12th: “1 pen bhi doosri class se mangne jate hai” kg: “lunch se pahle hand wash aur prayer karte the” 12th: “1st period mein hi lunch khatam kar dete hai” kg: “class mein enter hone se pahle, mam, may i come in bolte the” 12th: “bina bataye hi poore period bunk pe rahte hai” kg: “bag mein har subject ki book aur copy dalte the” 12th: “har subject ki 1 hi copy banate hai” kg: “class test mein star milta tha” 12th: “full moon hi naseeb hote hai” kg: “roz diary likhte the aur mom ko dikhate the” 12th: “1st page pe details bhar kar diary kisi kone mein fenk dete hai”
Garmi ki wajah se master ka dil padhane ka nahi kar raha tha to vo bacho se idhar udhar ke sawal puch ke time pas karne lag gaya. pappu ki bari aayi to usne puchha. sir: “agar tum ek jungle mein ho aur wahan sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?” pappu: “ji simple, mein ped pe chadd jaunga” sir: “hmm, agar wo sher bhi ped pe chadd jaye to?” pappu: “main pani mein kood jaunga” sir: “aur agar wo sher bhi pani main aa jaye to?” pappu ne muskurate hue sir se puchha: “sir ji, sher ko apni behan di hui hai kya jo usi ki side liye ja rahe ho?“
Teacher: rajini amma goppada? teacher goppada? . . rajine: teacherenandi . . teacher: ela? . . rajine: amma jola padithe okkarike nidra vastundi . ade teacher patam chepthe class lo andarike nidra vastundi.