Lots of memories, words are few. each day gave me, something new. the morning dew, the bathroom queue. the birthday bumps, which friends would give. the midnight parties and terrace views. my hostel taught me... how to live!
4 students ne paper ki tayyari nahi ki, unhone 1 manshooba banaya aur agle din principle se bole shir ham shadi me gaye the.. raste me tyre panchar ho gaya. ham shari rat dhakka lagate rahe... isliye padh nahi sake. principle ne man liya aur unhone unlogo ko 1 din ka time de diya aur agle din un charo ko 4 alag kamro me bithaya aur sirf 1 sawal diya. q-kaunsa tyre panchar tha? 1- front right 2- front left 3- back right 4- back left note; agar same jawab hua to sab pass warna fail.
Tchr: homwrk qn nhi kiya? stdnt: sir fever tha. tchr: beta.. sach batao.. main kuch nhi krunga. stdnt: sir tv dekh rha tha aur mood bhi nhi tha. tchr *slaps*: bdtmeez aise muh pe jawab deta h.. aise kaise tv dekh rha tha.. niym k mutabik pehle homwrk karna chahiye tha..! . . stdnt: qn sch ka sabak sikhaye..? jb sach sun bhi na paye. sach koi bole to tu, niyam kanoon bataye. tera darr.. tera pyaar.. teri wah.. tu hi rakh... rakh saala..!
Sir: wo teen words batao jo subse jyada bole jate hai.? student: muje nahi pata. sir: shaabash beta, baith jaao.
Lady teacher= soch aur wahem me kya fark hai.? student= aap mast item hai ye humari soch hai, aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.
Tcher 2 student: beta ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? student: is sheet par likhe gye ans kalpnik hai jinka kisi b book se koi smbandh nhi hai..!
Teacher:" galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai..?? student:" samajhdar . . teacher:" aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . student:" boyfriend.
Teacher ne students se 'my teacher' par 10 lines likhne ko kaha . thodi der bad dhiru ne uthkar pucha: . madam, 'mast chhamiya' ko english me kya kehte hai...
Lkg boy1: yenti mama upset ga vunnav . . . boy2: ninna slate kondam ani central plaza kellanu ra . . . boy1:ayithe . . . . .boy2: akkada super figure 9mnths vuntay anukunta serilak tintu na vypu oka look ichindi mama 2days nundi nenu horlcis tagadam manesa
Sitting on last bench and thinking: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "yaar isko teacher kisne bana diya... bhai.. isse accha to mai padha leta".. .. agree back benchers..???
Teacher: jis aadmi ke dono hath na ho use hindi aur english me kya kahenge? student: hindi me thakur, aur english me hands free.