Teacher: "kids,what does the chicken give you?" student: "meat!" teacher: "very good! now what does the pig give you?" student: "bacon!" teacher: "great! and what does the fat cow give you?" student: "homework!"
Master : kanjus kise kahte hai . . . . . . student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte . . . . . . . . master : very good ek example batao . . . . . . student :sir aapki beti master shoked student roks
Kg: “kisi se dosti nahi thi aur ladka ladki sab hath pakad kar chalte the” 12th: “dosti bhi hai aur pyar bhi, par hath pakadne se darte hai” kg: “pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale, sab roz le jate the” 12th: “1 pen bhi doosri class se mangne jate hai” kg: “lunch se pahle hand wash aur prayer karte the” 12th: “1st period mein hi lunch khatam kar dete hai” kg: “class mein enter hone se pahle, mam, may i come in bolte the” 12th: “bina bataye hi poore period bunk pe rahte hai” kg: “bag mein har subject ki book aur copy dalte the” 12th: “har subject ki 1 hi copy banate hai” kg: “class test mein star milta tha” 12th: “full moon hi naseeb hote hai” kg: “roz diary likhte the aur mom ko dikhate the” 12th: “1st page pe details bhar kar diary kisi kone mein fenk dete hai” i’m sure many of you must have liked the 1st comparison.
4 students ne paper ki tayari nahi ki, unho ne 1 plan banaya aur wo agle din principal ko bole: . sir ham shadi mein gaye the, raste me gaadi ka tyre puncture ho gaya, ham saari raat dhakka lagate rahe, is liye padh nahi sake, . pricipal ne maan liye aur unhe 1 din ka time diya, 1 din baad unhe 4 alag rooms mein bithaya, aur sirf 1 sawal diya, . q: kaun sa tyre puncture tha..?? 1: front right 2: front left 3: back right 4: back left . note: agar sabka same jawab hua to sab pass.. b+
Teacher- sharab or pyar me kya rishta hai...? student- sharab jyada ho jaye to ladka ulti karta hai or pyar jyada ho jaye to ladki ulti karti h
Pappu class me gadha le aya . . . . . strict maim :"ise kyu leke aye ho ??? . . . . . . . . . . pappu :"maim aap hi to kehti hain . . . k mai bade bade gadho ko insaan bana deti hu . . . lo ab bana kar dikhao.
Teacher : chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha ? . pappu : neil armstrong . . pappu : doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh.
Teacher : desh ki sabse imaandaar or shaktishaali police kha paayi jaati hai? . . . . . . . . pappu : crime petrol nd savdhaan india mai hahaha.
Madam ne santa se puchha: “paanch janwaron ke naam batao jo pani mein rahte hai?” santa: “fish” madam: “good and baqi 4?” santa: “fish ki maan, pita, bahan aur bhai“
Anjali :- teacher se... sir,aap sab ke identity card par stamp kyu marte hai, teacher :- stamp marne se hi identity card ka value hota hai nahi toh nahi, anjali :- par aap mere identity card par stamp nahi mariyenga, teacher :- kyu? anjali :- kyu ki mera kapra ganda ho zayenga...!!!
Teacher:- table pe ink gira kar,bola kisne is ink ko girai hai... teacher student se:-tum is line ko kis tarha bol sakte ho...? student:- ye kis bloody idiot kuttey ke bachche ka kaam hai...!!!
Teacher to boy: nalayak class me din bhar ladkiyo k sath itni baate kyu karta hai? . . boy: sir mai garib hu.! mere mobile me whatsappp nahi hai.