Restricted Jokes

Kisi ko bina soche samjhe chutiya nahi bolna chahiye...
kya pata wo gandu ho!

What do you call the ceo of audi?
boss'audi'ka!

Mirza ghalib meets a hooker and asks,
"aap kii tariff?"

Bachpan se 2 hi cheezein sabse zyada mili hain biscuits aur dost!
fark sirf itna hai ki biscuits marie ke mile aur dost...
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chut-marie ke!

After 35 years of marriage, 69 means
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ek dusre ke pair dabana!

Santa and preeto shop ke bahar khade andar dekh rahe thay.
shopkeeper: m'am, please come in and choose.
santa gusse se: behen de laude, tu bahar aake mera choos!

How did gabbar singh avoid having kids?
after screwing, he would tell his wife -
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le, aba goli khaa!

Aib guys: fuck fuck fuck fuck.
girl: hahahaha... wow.. :* :* :*
me: fuck
girl: hatt madarchod....ashleel sala

After 35 years of marriage, 69 means
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ek doosre ke pair dabana!

Alok nath goes to a medical store to buy condom.
salesman : which flavor?
alok nath: haldi chandon!

Ek pathan train ke toilet mein susu kar raha tha.
saamne likha tha: oopar mat dekhna!
pathan se raha na gaya... usne oopar ki taraf dekha.
wahan likha tha: manega nahi, bhenchod!