Yo yo honey singh. main rahu sari raat in the bar daaru piu lagatar.. ek aadhi toh sab pite hai. main toh piu bottle chaar. . . . . . . kyu ki . . . . . . . . . . . ab ki baar modi sarkar
Rahul gandhi: mujhe pm nahi ban na. modi : kyun kya hua? darr gya? rahul gandhi: tune choti si bat pe rajnikanth ko kyun bula lia?
Election discussions boy 1 : election ki date fix ho gayi hai. boy 2 : toh kya hua... boy 1 : us din pata chal jaayega ki .................................... mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain :d:d
Mujhe mummy k hath se banaye hue pizza se garib ke ghar ki khichdi zyada achhi lagti hai.. -rahul gandhi arre ghade teri maa agar nahi hoti toh garib bhi pizza khata.. -narendra modi
Rahul gandhi: there is no peace in gujarat, i saw people fighting wid the small lathis.... sonia gandhi: pappu, vo dandiya kar rahe hain.
Modi roz kehta jai achhe din aane waale hain kyunki....... . . . . . . . . . . . summer vacations mein sabki bibiyan maayke jaane wali hain.
Manmohan singh sabzi lene gaye sabziwale se pucha.. bhindi ka bhaav kya hai..? . sabziwala: ab rulayega kya pagle.? muft me le jaa.. pehli baar awaaz suni hai teri..!
Rahul: mere paas paisa hai, bank balance hai aur maa (soniya) hai tumhare paas kya hai..? . modi: mere paas, mere paas mere paas rajnikant hai pappu..!
Money has different names.!! in church it's called (offering) in marriage it's called (dowry) in divorce its called (alimony) when u owe someone (debt ) when u pay government (tax) in court it's called (fines) gov't to retirees (pension) boss to workers (salary) master to subordinates (wages) children (pocket-money) when u borrow from bank (loan) when u offer after a service (tip) and when its robbed, its congress.!
Is saal election me dhamaal ho gaya.... 1. n d tiwari ko beta mil gaya 2. modi ko biwi mil gayi 3. aur digii ko dono... beti jaisi biwi mil gayi. yeh election thaa yaa kumbh ka mela !!!!!
Politics is the art of preventing people from sticking their noses in things that are properly their business.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful and so are we. they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we