Politics is the root of looking for problems. the more you search and observe about this politics things, you got to admit that each party is actually worse than the other. in fact the one that is out always looks the best or at least better than the others.
Bjp offering free tea in namo cups. congress offering free coffee in raga cups. mujhe koi free beer de do, cup koi bhi chalega
Kabhi zindgi ka sauda na kar saka uski yadoko dilse juda na kar saka use bhulne ki aarzu thi par kaise kare wo kaam jo khuda na kar saka
Minister: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho? wife: kul 3 bar. minstr: kab-kab? wife: jab apka dil ka operation tha to dr. k pas gai thi, fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi. minstr: teesri bar? wife: jab apko sarkar banana tha, aur apke pas 76 mlas kum the..
Bahut hua "abki baar modi sarkaar". now a new one: . . . . . . . . . t20 world cup me chali virat ki aandhi... south africa se bhi bura haarega rahul gandhi.
Best msg for 2014 election :- politician subah jaagte hi sochte hein, ki vote kaise milega ??:-| par. ek gareeb aadmi yahi sochte sochte, guzar deta he ki aaj 2 waqt ka khana kaise milega..!;( :d:d
Bjp : congress is corrupt??? congress : bjp is corrupt??? bjp & congress : aap is corrupt??? aap : bjp & congress is corrupt???
Modi- i will kill 14 crore pakistanis and sunny leone.. man- why kill sunny? modi- see, no one cares abt 14 crore people. .they care abt 1 sunny leone
Lalu ji ko english sikhne ka bhoot sawar hua. aisi hi ek din unko sonia ji ke yaha jana pada. vaha jake kaam se fursat pane ke bad, lalu ji ne sonia se pucha lalu: “i love you ka kya matlab hota hai?” sonia: “main tumse pyar karti hun?” lalu: “lo kar lo bar, angreji mein ek sawal ka puch liya, pagli fida hi ho gayi humpar“
Rahul gandhi was asked what is he doing about the lost malaysian plane mh370. . . rahul: we are trying to investigate how a malaysian plane has a number plate of maharashtra...
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. after the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'i cannot accept money from you, i'm doing community service this week. the florist was pleased and left the shop. when the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. later, a grocer comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'i cannot accept money from you , i'm doing community service this week. the grocer was happy and left the shop. the next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a bag of fresh vegetables waiting for him at his door. then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'i cannot accept money from you. i'm doing community service this week. the politician was very happy and left the shop. the next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut. and that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. remember: politicians and diapers should be changed often and for the same reason. if you don't forward this, nothing bad will happen. but someone will miss a good laugh ??