Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman. Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman. Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!
An ailing Pathan to his doctor, "Doctor, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes. Doctor: Why? What happened? Is it some skin allergy? Pathan: No. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel a terrible headache!
Pathan to pharmacist: Can you please exchange these medicines? Pharmacist confused: What's wrong with them? Pathan: These Analgesics don't seem to work. So I would prefer Oralgesics!
Pathan went to a hotel. After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin. Manager: What are you doing? Pathan: You have written here "Wash Basin".
Sindhi: Operation Aankh Ka hai, Toh Taang Kyon Kaat Rahe Ho? Pathan Doctor: Mera Pehla Operation Hai Main Nahi Chahta Beech Mein Bol Kar Tum Apni Taang Adao!
Pathan to his landlord: Sir, I think there is a leakage in the roof right above the dining table. Landlord: When did you notice it? Pathan: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it. So, he swim into the river and read, "Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!
Pathan: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Pathan: 3 months back. Doctor: What were you doing till now? Pathan: I was using the duplicate key, now I have lost that too!
Doctor: You should take at least 10 glasses of water every day. Pathan: It is impossible. Doctor: Why? Pathan: Because I have only 4 glasses at home!
Nurse: Congrats, you have been blessed with 3 kids. Pathan: It had to happen considering the movies I watched... Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3 and Krrish 3. Nurse: Thank God, you didn't see Delhi 6!