A pathan buys a tempo and paints her wife's name lovingly on it. Salma reads it and gives him a tight slap as he wrote: Salma for Hire Full day: Rs 1200 Night: Rs 2400
A Pathan was spotted drunk on duty - on the very first day of his new job. Employer: Why are you drinking? Pathan: Sir, you only told me that the security has to be tight.
A Pathan who was put in the electric chair, got a sudden attack of hiccups just as the warden was about to pull the switch. "Any last request?" asked the warden. "Yeah, hic. Could you please, hic, do something to scare me?"
Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from this guy? Pathan: No Sir! He only gave it to me. Judge: And when did he give it to you? Pathan: When I showed him the knife!
"What do you mean I was lucky?" asked the woman to the Pathan after being hit by a bicycle. Pathan: I usually drive a bus!
Pathan writing his Diary, "My sister had a baby this morning, I have not heard that its a boy or a girl. So, I don't know whether I am uncle or aunt."
Teacher to his Pathan student, "Who is a murderer?" Pathan: I don't know. Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What'll you become? Pathan: An orphan!
A Pathan and his son were having an intellectual discussion about life and philosophy. What are you searching for, down here? The joke ended at the top only!
Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday? Teacher: I never called you. Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements? Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen!
Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately. Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby. Doctor astonished, "What in the world is his hobby?" Salma: Saving Money!
Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, "Are there half fares for children?" Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve. Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!