Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. common sense ki baat hai k tere ko gud night bolney ka hai! chal ludak le..
Munna bhai: abey circuit, agar maa ke charno me jannt hoti hai, to nani ke charno me kya hoti hai. circuit: simple hai bhai nani ke charno me jannat 2 hoti hai.
Munna bhai are circit yeh doctor log operation se pahle patient ko behosh kiyon karte hai circit bhai bole to patient operaton sikh jayega to
Munna bhai: circuit, apun ko 1 nurse se pyar ho gaya he, love letter me kya likhu??? circuit: simple bhai likhne ka "dear sister i love you, tumhara munna bhai...!!!":-p
Sirkt to munna bhai: bhai ek rikshaw me ek takli ourat beitraily he use english me kya kahate h..?? munnabhai: simply "automaticly"
Munna bhai aur circuit shikar per jate hai circuit ko ek mor dikhta hai... circuit: bhai.....mor...mor..'' munna bhai mor ko goli mar ke kehta hai: ''no more! ''
Munna bhai: abey circuit, ye barish ke waqt bijli kyu chamkti hai. circuit: bhai bole, toh upper wala torch maar ke dekhta hoga ki kahi sukha toh nhi reh gaya....
Munnabhai: "circuit, ye gandhi bapu har note me haste kyu rehte hai? circuit: "simple hai bhai agar royenge to note gila ho jayega na"
Munna bhai: circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? circuit: simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘kiss day’ ko kahete hai.
Circuit : bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. munnabhai : kyun tera dost chor hai kya? circuit : nahin bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega
Munna bhai: chand pe pahla kadam kisne rakha? circiut: bhai! niel armstrom ne! munna bhai: aur dusra? circuit- kya bhai? dusra bhi usine rakha hoga na langda thodi tha wo.