A husband's cute love quote: even my child started walking without any support but my wife still feels to hold my hand while walking.
Wife : amitabh bachchan really great actor hai. daaru na pite hue bhi daaru pine ki kitni achhi acting kar lete hai..... husband to himself : ab isko kaun samjhaye ki daaru na pikar pine ki acting karne se.... daaru pikar, na pine ki acting karna kitna mushkil hai. sach mein hamari to koi kadar hi nahi.. (husband name not disclosed due to intolerance issues ..)
I surely am going to go to hell... because i lie everytime my wife asks me honey, how am i looking today?
Ek pati ne apni patni ki taraf dekhte hue man hi man socha. zindagi ki ek yahi ikloti investment hai jo dekhte dekhte double hui hai.
Wife:pyar and love me kya anter hai? pati: pyar mai tumse karta hu love tumhari bahan se wife shokez pati rocck
Wife: morning mein mere par pani kyun daala? husband: tera baap bola tha meri beti fool jesi hai, kabhi murzane mat dena.
Wife : ek baat bolu??.. . husband : bolo. . . . wife : maaroge to nahi?. .. . husbund : nahi to, kya baat hai?. . . . wife : mai pregnant hun.. .. . . husband : hurray!!! its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi?? . . wife : college ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha toh badi maar padi thi..