Husband apne hath mein ek lifafa leke aya aur biwi se bola. husband: “begam, dekho aaj main tumhare liye kya laya hun?” wife: “kyaa laye?” husband: “kelay, kheeray, gaajar, touri aur mooli le kar aaya hoon” wife: “kyun, aap kuchh din ke liye kahin bahar jaa rahe hain kyaa?“
Wife : ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya? husband : mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar. maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi
Patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon pati - nahi patni - kyon nahi ? pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon
Wife: janu, kash aap msz hote, main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti. husband: kanjus, save hi karke rakhti ya apni saheliyon ko bhi forward karti?
How to keep wife happy ! it's really not difficult to make a wife happy. a husband only needs to be : 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a man 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a charmer 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a bug exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate and, without forgetting to : 45. give her compliments frequently 46. love to take her shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. never stress her 50. never look at other women! and at the same time, you must also : 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space and, very important : 54. never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * her favorite color * her favorite flower * her favorite gem * her favorite fragrance * her favorite memories * her favorite holidays * her favorite friends * her favorite vacation destinations * her favorite beverage * her favorite food * her favorite restaurant * any arrangements she makes and now, how to make husband happy just leave him alone... with his tv remote and mobile phone... and his favorite drink... and he'll be just fine... dedicated to all married people!
Wife: darling tumhe pata hai jannat mein husband aur wife ko ek saath nahi rehne dete... husband: isi liye to use jannat kehte hain..
Subah subah biwi ne husband se newsaper manga… husband – kitni backward ho tum….. duniya kaha se kaha pahunch gyi aur tum newspaper mang rhi ho?? ye mera tab le lo…. biwi ne tab liya aur uss se cockroach mar diya.. husband behosh. oops: moral- biwi jo mange… chup chap de do
Dear monsoon, please don't be so romantic. we do not have girlfriends who will wear chiffon sarees and dance in the rains. we only have wives who will make us run out to the terrace and bring in clothes hung out for drying... - all married men the female version of monsoon msg... dear monsoon, please don't be so romantic. we do not have cool boyfriends who will take us on a romantic ride. we already have husbands who will ask us to go in the kitchen and prepare chai and pakoda... - all married women
Wife- suno, aaj mujhe seene mein dard utha hus- toh doctor ko dikhaya? wife- haan dikhaya hus- kya bola ? wife- bola... wowwww.. !!!!
Patni: main tumhare liye puri duniya se lad jayugi. pati: lekin tum sabse jayada to mujse ladti rehti ho. patni: tum hi to meri duniya ho.
Patni - aapne kaam waali ke saath koi lafda kiya kya? pati - kyun? kya hua? patni - kal tak mujhe memsaab bulati thi.. aaj didi bula rahi hai...
Husband: tum bahar jati ho.. to mujhe darr laga rehta hain.. wife: main jaldi aa jaaungi.. husband: bas.....issi baat ka to mujhe darr laga rehta hain...