Ladka sadak par- ye recharge ki dukaan kahan pr hai?? . . . . . . ladki- pta nhi main toh recharge ladko se krwa leti hun
Husband : dubai ja raha hun... wife : mere liye jewellery lana... husband : paris ja raha hun.... wife : mere liye cosmetics lana... husband : london ja raha hun... wife : perfumes leke aana... husband : narak mein ja raha hun... wife : bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai... bas tum apna khyal rakhna..!!!
A woman wakes up during the middle of the night, as she did not find her husband in the bed next to her. she puts on her dressing gown and wanders around the house looking for him. finally, she finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. he appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. she watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'what's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. the husband looks up from his coffee, "i am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. do you remember back then?" he says solemnly. the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. "yes, i do" she replies. the husband pauses. the words were not coming easily. "do you remember when your father caught us in my car?" "yes, of course, i remember!", said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. the husband continues. "do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'either you marry my daughter, or i will send you to jail for 20 years?' "i remember that too" she replies softly. he wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "i would have been released from the prison today..!!!"
Husband: meri shirt ulti karke press karna. wife: ok. after 10 minutes. husband: meri shirt press ki? wife: nahi. husband: kyun? wife: ulti nahin aa rahi hai.
Husband's fb status: *good morning, such a lovely day... i'm so happy today!!* wife commented: *challenge accepted*
Husband: kaisi ho jaanu? tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar lu. wife: itna hi pyar aa raha tha to ladaai kyun ki subah subah? .. .. .. .. husband : silent.. (thinking... thinking.. thinking..) saala yeh to ghar ka number lag gaya.
Husband: another new dress? "where do you think i'm going to get the money from to pay for it?" wife: "that's your business," i didn't marry you to give you financial consultation."
Biwi market se lauti. pati: mera andaza yeh keh raha hai ki iss dibbe mein koi khaane ki cheez hai. patni: arey wah mere pati parmeshwar, aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai, isme mere naye sandals hain.
Patni pati se chipakte hue boli. patni: “main tumhare liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hun.” pati: “achha, to kya tum mere liye chaand ban sakti ho?” patni: “haan kyun nahi, bilkul ban sakti hun.” pati: “okay, to tum ab mujh se 384,400 km door chali jao”
Shaadi hone ke baad suhagraat par pati-patni apne kamre mein jaate hai. patni aaram se bed par beth jati hai aur pati cadbury chocolate apne lund par lagane lag jaata hai patni ye dekh kar boli: "kya kar rahe ho?" pati: "shubh kaam karne se pehle muh meetha ho jaye"
Pati kaaam se jaldi ghar aa gaya patni ne premi ko powder laga kar murti ki tarah khada kar diya. pati: ye kya hai. patni: murti hai,pados wale gupta ji ne di hai. pati kuch na bola aur kaam me vyast ho gaya. aadhi raat ko murti ke saamne sandwich rakh kar bola pati: kha lo gupta ji parso raat ko mein bhi tumhaare ghar aise hi murti ban ke khada tha kisi ne paani ko bhi nahi pooncha tha.
Husband : kaisi ho jaanu? tum, mujhe miss kar rahi hogi to socha call kar lu. wife :itna hi pyaar aa raha tha to ladaaii kyun ki subah subah? .. .. .. .. husband : silent.. (thinking .. thinking.. thinking.. thinking.. thinking.. thinking .. thinking.. thinking.. thinking.. thinking.. thinking .. thinking.. thinking.. thinking.. thinking..) saala ye to ghar ka number lag gaya...!!