Wife: batao tumhe me kitni achchi lagti hoon? husband: bahut zyada. wife: fir bhi batao kitni? husband: itni ki dil karta hai tere jaisi 1 aur le aun.
Wife: agar me marr jau to tum kya karoge? husband: shayad me bhi marr jaunga. wife: kyon? husband: kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai..
At a restaurant after dinner wife: waiter ko tip diya? husband turns towards the waiter husband: bhai kabhi shaadi mat karna.
Husband ne paan kharid kar wife ko khane k liye diya. . . . . wife: aap ne apne liye kyu nahi liya? . . . . . . husband: me is k bager bhi chup reh sakta hu
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy cigarettes. he walks down to the store to find it closed. so he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. at the bar he sees a beautiful woman & starts talking to her. they have a few beers & one thing leads to another & they end up in her apartment. later, he wakes up & realizes its 3 am & says, “oh no, its so late, my wife’s going to get really angry. have you got any talcum powder?” she gives him some powder. he rubs it on his hands & leaves. at the door, angry wife “where the hell have you been?” “well, honey, i went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. so i went to the bar to use the vending machine. i saw this great looking girl there & we had a few drinks & one thing led to another & i ended up in bed with her.” “oh yeah? let me see your hands!” she sees his hands are covered with powder. “you god damn liar! you were playing pool again!” moral of the story : always tell your wife the truth. she won’t believe you anyway=d=))
Wife: tum bahar jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hai. husband: darling main jaldi aajaonga! wife: bas issi baat ka to dar laga rehta hai x_x
“i am pregnant” she told her man… he smiled and kissed her lips and said “correction my love, we are pregnant. for that child in your womb is half of me and half of you; and i will not let you go through the pregnancy alone… i may not carry our child but i will carry you and our child in my heart and care. i will be the best father to our child… we are pregnant!” ? now that’s a real man.
Husband wow, tum itni gulabi kaise lag rahi ho.. ?? . wife:”when your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, . it starts beating faster & increased output is trans mitted to adrenals whichstart secreting glucon to increase blood glucose level & to combat this emergency, pituitary output also increases which raises blood estrogenlevel, causing vasodilation and i look pink…:p . . . moral:”jyada padhi likhi biwi romance ki mummy-didi ek kar deti hai…
Biwi (shohar se): mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun. shohar(ghusse se): jaan choro. biwi: yeh aap ki jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai =d
Hubby adhi raat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola ghut, ghut k marna sahi hai ya ekdum se ? biwi:-ekdum se hubby:- toh apni dusri tang bi mujpe rakh or kissa khatam kar…=))
The relationship between husband & wife is very psychological. one is ‘psycho’ & the 0ther ‘logical’..!! i’m sure you know who’s who :p ;) =d