Girl: Are you an MBA? Boy: No, 8th fail... here's my Audi. Girl: Of course, who did well in life by studying?
Girl: It's a shame the way you start making a pass at me after 4 drinks. Boy: What's shameful about it? Girl: Why spend so much money on liquor?
Girl: What time do you go to sleep? Boy: Only when you go to sleep. Girl: Why only after I go to sleep? Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake!
Double Insult: Gal: Do you like me? Boy: No. The girl got sad. Boy: Why are you sad? Gal: Because you don't like me. Boy: You never asked whether I love you Girl: Do you love me? Boy: No!
Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you!
Boy: If you keep looking at me like that I'm going to kiss you. Girl: Well, hurry up, I can't hold this expression much longer!
Boy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!
Boy: Your teeth are like the stars. Girl: Awww.Thanks, are they that much pretty? Boy: No, far away from each other!
A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age. The kid said to the granny, "Don't stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!"
The young couple sat at a night club and cooed heavily: Boy: We could get married easily. My father's a minister. Girl: Okay. Let's try it. My father's a lawyer!