Girl: Truth or dare? Boy: Truth! Girl: Do I look fat in this new dress? Boy: This is cheating, I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!
Girlfriend to her Boyfriend, "Darling, you know that handsome and smart boys always get stupid girlfriends". . .. ... Boyfriend: Thanks for the compliment!
Boy: How are you? Girl : Hi! Do I know you? Boy: I am RICH. Girl: Hi! I am Jessica. Nice to meet you. What is your name? Boy: Rich is my name. Girl: Sorry, I don't talk to boys!
In India: When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl. And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
The typing speed of your boyfriend/girlfriend determines whether they're having multiple affairs or not!
A boy sends a text message to his girlfriend, "You're marrying me because you love me and not my money, Right?" Girlfriend: ¥ $
Boy: Hey, do you have a pen? Girl: Yeah, here. Boy: Uh. It's out of ink. Girl: No it's not. Boy: Don't believe me? Go on, write your number!
1st shock: A girl sent an SMS to her fiancee, "We can't get married. My marriage has been fixed to someone else". The boy was in complete shock. 2nd shock: After about 2 minutes, the boy got another SMS from the girl, "Sorry Sorry, this message was meant for someone else!"
Boy: Hey, You're really hot. Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend; and I also have a Maths test tomorrow. Boy: What does that has anything to do with goin' out? Girl: I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on!
Boy: Can I take your photo? Girl: Why? Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age!