My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them in the face & said, "Tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny" and walked away like a boss!
Conversation on Whatsapp: Boy: Call me Shona Girl: My Shona... Boy: Call me Sweetheart Girl: Sweetheart... Boy: Call me Honey.. Girl: Honey... Boy: You stupid, give me a call on my phone! Girl: Oh Ok Ok!
Dear Mom & Dad, You were also once teenagers. You must realise the importance of freedom & space. So please stop nagging and let me enjoy my life. With Love, Your Teenage Child
Girl to Astrologer: I have 2 boy friends. Whom will I get married to? Who's the lucky guy? Astrologer: 2nd one will marry you. 1st one is the lucky guy.
Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Look at the sky and count the stars. Girl: But, it's daytime... Boy: Haha, exactly.
I know, I accept, I believe and I admit that I'm a big '0' (Zero). I am simply incomplete without HER. And if I have HER, I shall be a HER + 0 = HERO!
If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him ''Loafer''. But if a gal gives a letter to a boy, they call it ''Offer''. Feel the difference.
Girl: Isn't it disgusting the way those men are staring at that girl getting on the bus? Boy: What bus?